This is v0.9.9b! SFXs are here!
Just one couple lil' animations to add for the intended version 1!
Bugfixes coming soon!

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Story:

Some years ago, the beautifully long-haired Joel found a mysterious chest and, after thinking about it for a bit, decided to open it.

Unluckily for him, what was waiting inside was a curse that started his balding process… way too quickly!

He needed to do something. But hope wasn’t lost.

The curse had an upside, it allowed him to absorb energy from bald people, especially if gathered.

Joel quickly planned an idea and immediately went to his room, where at his PC he founded j/Bald, on Joeyddit.

“I can’t let chat know about this. I’d never hear the end of it!”

Now he has his source… but owning a site isn’t all sunshine and rainbows! 

Joel must manage between his site, by banning trolls that make the users count lower, his streams, with which he makes money to buy milk, and his fridge, where he drinkz the milkz.

Because calcium deficiency leads to hair loss, you know?

[Can you reach 5K users!?]

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Controls:

This is a keyboard & mouse game. You'll interact with the 3 items in the room.

WASD: Move

SPACE: Interact, Attack in console POV

ESC: Back

Mouse click: Ban in pc POV

P: Pause

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TIPS:

- Trolls have more hints that reveal them, not just text!

- Remember that new trolls won't appear if you don't refresh with R!

- If in doubt, SPACE is to proceed, ESC is for going back.

(Don't spam them together in transitions pls)